Not so grumpy anymore
You have to wonder who dresses them in the mornings. How in God’s name could a developed country, especially one which promotes itself as the greatest country on earth, make such an absolute Hames of the election as the Americans have done? And it gets worse by the minute. Watching CNN – again – I … Continue reading The sad truth about the U.S.
It gets more frightening every day. No. Not Covid-19 – though that it terrifying. I’m talking the United States and its infantile, narcissistic, spoiled, dishonest, corrupt, incompetent, oafish, bullying, stupid president Donald Trump. When you put Covid-19 and Trump together, it is truly alarming. Do you remember when he told us last April that the … Continue reading I’ll say it once more. Sure, our guys aren’t perfect but I still think we’re very, very lucky.
Guns and America. It’s a kind of love affair. Right now there’s lot of angst among the owners of the 400 million or so guns legally held in the United States. Why? Because New York’s Attorney General is taking action against the National Rifle Association – because of its corruption. She’s trying to close it … Continue reading Guns and the States. I could buy an assault rifle – but not a handgun – in that crazy country.
I think it’s only fair that Donald Trump be given credit for all his achievements since his election. Here are just ten for which he can take full responsibility. He has lied more often, not only than any other president in history, but more than all of them put together. He has, when it … Continue reading In fairness to Trump, he has achieved things no other President could have achieved
I have been a bit reluctant to offer advice on the Covid-19 virus. I worry that, just because I have no medical qualification and, indeed, no qualification of any kind in anything, that I mightn’t be taken seriously. But look, if Dr Trump and Professor Hockney can tell us how to stay safe, I think … Continue reading Don’t mind Trump or Hockney – you can’t catch Covid-19 if you take my advice. I think.
I’m not sure whether he never fails to surprise or whether he’s actually as predicable as the days of the week. Anyway, here are 21 Donald Trump quotes. Can you figure out which one of them is the fake? GLOBAL WARMING: “It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead … Continue reading The Trump Test: Can you figure out which of these quotes is made up?
People are amazed at how clever I am. No really. They are. They say things like – “I can’t believe you just said that” meaning they think I’m clever. And I am. Very clever. I know science. Wasn’t it Albert Epstein who figured out that complicated mathematical formula – 2 = 1+1? I knew that. … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE! Donald Trump reveals he has figured out the cure for EVERYTHING
I wonder how that family they found in Holland last week, thought the world was going to end. They’d been waiting for nine years, it seems, convinced the end of days was on the way. Almost every year, someone will emerge and tell us all that Doomsday is coming. Sometimes, they’re harmless eccentrics. Sometimes, they’re … Continue reading If you’re wondering when the world will end, look around…
Phrase that will always be associated with time of Christ: Love thy neighbour Phrase that will always be associated with the first century: Et tu Brute. Phrase that will always be associated with the fifth century: Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ on … Continue reading Is there anything more annoying than Trump or Boris? Well, yes.
I have figured it out. I know what ‘s happening. I have studied recent events carefully. There’s a plan. And this is it… MICHAEL D IS GOING TO TAKE OVER. Yes. You read that correctly. Inside information (well, not so much inside as just information) proves that, what I’ve been thinking over the last little while, … Continue reading A coup is imminent: Michael D is about to become our Great Leader
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