The Trump Test: Can you figure out which of these quotes is made up?

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Trump: He is as mad as the proverbial box of frogs but much more dangerous

I’m not sure  whether he never fails to surprise or whether he’s actually as predicable as the days of the week.

Anyway, here are 21 Donald Trump quotes.

Can you figure out which one of them is the fake?

 

  1. GLOBAL WARMING: “It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!”

“2. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

3. TORTURE

“When you see the other side chopping off heads, waterboarding doesn’t sound very severe

4. ON HIMSELF

“To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I’m so good looking.”

5. ON HIS DAUGHTER

“She does have a very nice figure… If [Ivanka] weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

6. ON HIMSELF (AGAIN)

“I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.”

7. ON HIMSELF (YET AGAIN)

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

8. EH, ON HIMSELF:

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”

9. ON BREASTFEEDING MOTHERS

“You’re disgusting.”

10. ON GOD KNOWS WHAT

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”

11. ON BETTE MIDLER

“While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”

12. ON WOMEN

“I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

13. ON WOMEN – AGAIN

“Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

14. ON REPUBLICAN RIVAL CARLY FLORINA

“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?”

15. ON JOURNALIAST MEGYN KELLY

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever.”

16. ON TV PRESENTER ROSIE O’DONNELL: We’re all a little chubby but Rosie’s just worse than most of us. But it’s not the chubbiness — Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out.

17. ON COVID 19

“It’s one person coming in from China and we have it undercontrol. It’s going to be just fine.”

18. “It’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle – it will disappear.”

19. “I don’t take any responsibility at all.

20. “And I then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute, and is there a way you can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.

21. ON IRELAND, THE BORDER AND BREXIT

“I think that it will all work out, it will all work out very well and also for you, with your wall, your border.”

 

 

I’m sorry.

I shouldn’t have done that.

There are no fakes.

Sadly, every damned one of them is true.

And more that 40% of Americans still support this dangerous oaf and don’t accept that he is stone mad.

What’s this the Yanks say?

One foot on the sidewalk!

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