Is there anything more annoying than Trump or Boris? Well, yes.

Phrase that will always be associated with time of Christ: Love thy neighbour

Phrase that will always be associated with the first century: Et tu Brute.

Phrase that will always be associated with the fifth century: Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me, Christ on my right, Christ on my left

Phrase that will always be associated with the 18^thcentury: Every dog must have its day.

Phrase that will always be associated with the 19^thcentury: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Phrase that will always be associated with the 1930s: Cast a cold Eye On Life, on Death, Horseman pass by!”

Phrase that will always be associated with 2017: Despite the negative cofveve.

Phrase that will always be associated with 1995: They haven’t gone away you know.

Phrase that will always be associated with the first quarter of the 21^stcentury: Unexpected item in the bagging area.

(In order: Christ, Caesar, St Patrick, Jonathan Swift, Oscar Wilde, WB Yeats, Gerry Adams, Donald Trump – Trump being the only one more stupid and annoying than the fecking check out machine.)